I realize that out of the 7 billion or so people on the planet, only about three will take note of what I write here—one of whom will be my psychiatrist for medical reasons—but I feel obliged to write this and share a warning about the Apocalypse.
The Apocalypse is near, very near. I know, thousands of people have ranted and raved about the Apocalypse since time immemorial, always saying it’s around the corner, but it’s never arrived. Yet, to echo the arguments of those thousands, “But this time …”
So, when exactly will the Apocalypse occur? I don’t know precisely (there’s that whole “No one knows the day or hour…” bit from the New Testament). However, I think I may be able to give an outer bound; namely, by the end of my lifetime. How can I be sure? Because I’m the antichrist. The final one. The real one. The Apocalypse kind of requires the presence of the antichrist, and the presence of the antichrist kind of implies the Apocalypse. And I’m the antichrist. So, the Apocalypse must be near. And, for the record, I don’t want Satan “to win,” and I don’t want the horror of the Apocalypse sprung on humanity, nor will I make efforts to consciously help such things come about. But there’s that old bit about self-fulfilling prophecies, or, to steal a quote from Kung Fu Panda, “One often meets one’s destiny on the path one takes to avoid it.”
How will the Apocalypse happen? Again, I don’t know, but I can count the civilization-ending dangers approaching our horizon. The options are frighteningly extensive. Off the top of my head, I’d say we are threatened by: a fragile environment; a fragile, inter-dependent economy; the imminent rise of Super Artificial Intelligence; the imminent embrace of Transhumanism; and, of course, everyone’s personal favorite: out-of-control war. Any one of those five catastrophes could be enough to topple human civilization. Unfortunately, I expect several of those, if not all five at the same time. And God help us when that occurs. How dangerous are these conditions?
Let’s start with the environment. I’m not a climate scientist, so I can only comment in the most vague and general fashion. The Left and the News Media (neither of whom do I trust) seem very much convinced that Environmental Disaster looms on the horizon. AOC said we have 12 years left. Like I said, I haven’t examined the science backing any of that. However, the last three or four winters where I live have been very “weird.” Scattered days of ridiculous cold, followed by unseasonably-warm warm spells. Such played havoc with our roads and even killed a tree in my backyard. And if weird winter wasn’t bad enough, last summer was dangerously hot for most of June, July, and August. That’s not a slam-dunk case, of course, but it was enough to convince me that something is up. Add to that prophecy. I know prophecy doesn’t seem very “scholarly” these days, but back in college I had a fascination with Apocalyptic prophecies. Most of them combined environmental disaster (without the scientific language) with war. They warned of half of Great Britain sinking, hurricanes, earthquakes, etc… I’m of the opinion that prophecy is a poorly understood (and usually laughed at by modern thinkers) but legitimate phenomenon. Because it is so poorly understood, I don’t think you should let it affect your decision-making by itself. But if it dovetails with other factors, perhaps you should consider it. It’s like flying in a plane. One person looks through the window of Environmental Science and sees the mountain of Environmental Disaster. Another person looks through the window of prophecy and sees the same mountain. If that’s the case, pay attention to that mountain.
Okay, how about the economy? Again, I’m not an economist. However, I still have a bad feeling about the long-term health of my country’s finances. The debt of the United States, currently the most powerful nation on the planet, exceeds 22 trillion dollars. To put that in perspective, I think there are 100 billion stars in the Milky Way galaxy. We could receive a tax-free donation of 200 dollars from every star in the galaxy and we still couldn’t pay off the debt. And it isn’t just the debt. We have unfunded liabilities (Medicare, Social Security, etc…) of 200 trillion dollars or so. I lack the business acumen to really understand how unfunded liabilities impact things, but it certainly doesn’t sound good. And I primarily blame the leadership of the Democratic party for this financial toilet we are flushing, although Republicans share some responsibility. The Democrats want to give free healthcare, free education, and everything else, like these are natural rights (they are not). They don’t seem to realize that these policies may wind up forcing us to choose in the not-too-distant future between giving up our healthcare or engaging in cannibalism. When that time comes, you can thank the socialists and the democrats who are so good at spending other people’s money.
How about Super Artificial Intelligence (SAI)? SAI is pretty much the goal of all the big tech companies these days. And it is hideously dangerous. What is it? Basically, it is almost a mechanical deity. Just imagine a self-aware Internet with full access and control over itself and every system connected to it. Personally, I don’t think humanity can create souls or self-aware entities (I think only God can do that—but I don’t claim to know that with certainty), but we could create something we wouldn’t be able to distinguish from said entities and which would make the perfect home for something else. I’ll just say it: I think SAI won’t be self-aware itself but I fully expect Satan (who is self-aware, who is malevolent, and who is the universe) will have little difficulty controlling the SAI or putting a lesser demon in it (I don’t expect God to put an angel in it, though). Regardless of the God or Satan thing, ethics is not reducible to an axiomatic system of rules like mathematics. So, all you idiots out there who think you’ll be able to control the SAI with the “correct ethical programming” are in for a rude awakening that will likely get us all killed.
How about Transhumanism? Transhumanism is the merging of man and machine. It offers the seductive promise of immortality, but it is fraught with terrible danger. It will likely serve to further divide the rich and the poor as the rich will be able to afford “upgrades” and the poor will not. As the poor cannot afford upgrades they will become economically unviable with virtually no prospects. So, in order to succeed in the Transhumanist economy one will require more and more upgrades. Men, once sufficiently merged with machines, may indeed become gods. But what about good ol’ SAI from above. Who will control whom? I’m inclined to think that if SAI and Transhumanism are both possible, the advantage is with SAI. All those who upgrade themselves and merge with the Internet will become the slaves of SAI and the whole mess, I’m sure, will eerily resemble Star Trek NG’s Borg. Those non-upgraded humans who do not merge with the machines likely will be regarded as either insignificant mites who will be ignored provided they present no difficulties to SAI and don’t drain any resources. Alternatively, they might just be wiped out like an unwelcome fungus.
Lastly, there is war. Here, we do Satan’s handiwork for him and just kill each other because we’re stupid, hot-tempered, or what-have-you. I won’t dwell on war because it’s so obvious and clearly bad.
Oh, and before I go, one last thing: the Extra-terrestrial threat. This can take the natural disaster form like an asteroid impact or black hole, or, even more fun, invading aliens … or better yet, hordes of refugee space aliens fleeing the invading space aliens who are following them across the galaxy (maybe they just want to pay our debt). This last paragraph isn’t quite as immediately likely as the other four, but it’s not out of the realm of possibility.
Anyway, there you go. Sweet dreams.