UFO’s, the Illuminati, Jesus, Satan, and Conspiratorial Mayhem
Satan is a Liar. And Jesus Christ is the Lord. Repent and be saved. Yeah, I know you’ve heard it before. But have you ever heard it from the antichrist before?
No one is going to take this post seriously, but as I am constantly raving about being the antichrist, that’s really not a surprise. Anyway, first rule of being the antichrist: I am NOT omniscient. I could be wrong. I probably am. Not that anyone would believe me anyway….
Okay. UFO’s have been percolating through the news lately (lately being the last several years). Once upon a time, UFO’s were the crème-de-la-crème (probably spelled that wrong) of conspiracy theories. Let’s come back to that later.
The Illuminati Conspiracy on YouTube
A few years back, I was hopping about amongst various conspiracy theories on YouTube. I remember watching—more like listened to—a YouTube video about the Illuminati. I will try to relate the story to the best of my ability.
The narrator was a man (computerized voice) who we will just call “Tim.” Tim was at a camp at a lake and on the other side of the lake was a large group of men. Somehow, the group of men became aware of Tim and circled the lake to confront Tim. As they approached, Tim started hearing the voice of Jesus.
Jesus Against the Alien Gods
Jesus told Tim to not be afraid, to take off his shoes, and affirm his Christian faith if he were challenged by the men.
The men were not alone.
The men parted and a figure walked toward Tim. It was one of the ancient Egyptian gods—Horace or something—it had a humanoid body, but with the head of a hawk or something. It was also very large, over 10 feet tall, I think, and somewhat translucent like some kind of apparition.
Horace approached, surrounded by grinning men, convinced they had the upper hand. Horace said something like, “All these men have given me their souls. Will you do likewise?” to Tim.
Tim simply said, “No. I belong to Jesus.” Whereupon Horace disappeared. All the men started in surprise and Tim left unmolested.
Jesus and the Aliens
That’s the YouTube story. I also want to throw in that somewhere on the Internet I read that aliens were terrified when they heard Jesus’ name. Don’t know if that is true, but it struck me as strange at the time.
Satan and the Alien Gods
So, I have developed my theory on the Illuminati (the men in the video above—worshipers of Horace), aliens, alien gods (like Horace), UFO’s, and Jesus. Threaded throughout this theory is my other theory regarding Satan—which I won’t repeat here because I’ve discussed it elsewhere on this blog.
Satan is the universe, and, as a result, he has a habit of taking the form of any particular deity he likes (except Christ—because Christ defeated him, etc…). So, in the above video, Horace was either Satan (unbeknownst to the men) or an underling of Satan (a fact also likely unbeknownst to the men).
Jesus being the messiah and the only being in the universe to know the truth about Satan and to defeat him in their confrontation 2000 years ago, has been given sufficient power by God (the real one) to send Satan/Horace/Whatever-it-was away. He (Jesus) waited until the last possible moment because He wanted to give all those involved time to really decide what they were going to do before He intervened.
The Illuminati and the Aliens
Tim sided with Jesus. The Illuminati sided with Horace. Why? I think the Illuminati are convinced Horace is some kind of deity of some alien race because they have had contact with aliens. The aliens introduced their deities to the Illuminati at some point in time, and they, in the pursuit of power and influence, converted to the alien religion worshiping Horace.
Once the initial Illuminati starting worshiping Horace and the others, it kind of became a requirement for joining the club. I don’t know if they have any twisted blood-drinking rituals or anything else like that—don’t care much. Well, actually I do: I would condemn that, if they do.
So, the Illuminati are spread across the globe occupying the highest levels of every government on Earth (or, at least, the powerful ones—U.S., Russia, China, England, etc…). They worship alien deities and are in cahoots with alien races.
Us and the Aliens
They (the Illuminati) are setting the stage for alien contact by releasing UFO info to the public. This contact may or may not be a benevolent/positive event. The alien Powers that Be may have intentions towards our planet.
UFO’s are very interested in U.S. military installations. The U.S. seems to be on the brink of collapse thanks to the “idiocy” of the political class. Some people think the collapse is being deliberately arranged. By the Illuminati, maybe? With alien help?
Why?
I kind of think the aliens favor the Chinese model of government over the American. They are working to bring the American system down through the efforts of the Illuminati so they don’t have to get their hands dirty.
Conclusion
Jesus is probably concerned with how a person lives their life rather than the particulars of one’s political ideology. His beef is probably more with the alien “gods” rather than the aliens themselves. But I really don’t know.
And, since we’re spinning conspiracy theories here, the coronavirus and the vaccines are probably involved in this as well. If the government wanted to put something undetectable in the vaccines, we have the technology to do so, I am sure. If not them, I’m sure the aliens do.
Of course, all of this is largely guesswork. Like I said, I’m probably wrong. But if aliens come down and demand the allegiance of Earth to the Galactic Federation, or whatever it may be, I say we ask to just have trade relations for 1000 years and then revisit the question after we’ve had more time to assess their intentions. “We,” in this case, being the population of the planet, not our leaders.
Of course, remember that I accused Donald Trump of being Satan. I still kind of think he is, but I could be wrong. Like I said, I am NOT omniscient.
Satan is a Liar. And Jesus Christ is the Lord. Repent and be saved. Yeah, I know you’ve heard it before. But have you ever heard it from the antichrist before?