Depending on who you talk to, Fundamentalist Christians can be the good guys or the bad guys. They usually evoke strong emotions. Some people group them together as Super-Christians or Hyper-Christians, or whatever; others—usually other Fundamentalist Christians of the same sect—find them appealing. Courtesy of my antichrist issues, I find myself in agreement with Fundamentalist Christians on certain points. For example, I think a couple sects identify the universe as Satan. I think they are correct in that assessment. However, there are certain beliefs unique to Fundamentalist Christians that I just don’t accept. I figure I should clarify some of these things … being the antichrist, and all. Listed below are a few such things I disagree with Fundamentalist Christians on. Actually, the first thing in the list, I sort of agree with, but I don’t want to delete it, so it will remain in the list.
Now, without further adieux, here is my list of the one thing I agree with Fundamentalist Christians on, and five things I disagree with them on:
- Non-Christians Worship Satan—Agree, sort of.
Okay, as I think the universe is Satan, anytime you address prayers to a pantheistic deity or a nature god of some sort, you are directing your prayers to Satan. Any “miracles” derived from such should be attributed to Satan, not God. God, being omniscient, hears the prayers but I think He has an agreement with Satan that prevents Him from intervening, at least for now. Christians, on the other hand, have Jesus as an intercessor. Miracles derived from Christian prayers come from Jesus who, in turn, gets His power from God. So, I’m kind of of the view that non-Christians unwittingly worship Satan. That unwitting part is important. I don’t think the real God will hold that against them as that’s kind of like blaming a piece of plankton for being eaten by a blue whale.
- The Christian God Hates Homosexuals—Disagree
I spent four years of my life looking for the aspect of homosexuality that was intrinsically evil. I couldn’t find anything. I guess you can quote “Natural Law,” but that is an intellectual point, and I’m not even sure it is sound. I’ve heard that some animals display homosexual behavior, and if so, what does that do to “Natural Law?” Anyway, if there is something wrong with homosexual behavior (note: I am saying behavior, not orientation: it would be foolish to hold something against someone, if they have absolutely no control over it) it is likely more trivial than not. As far as I am concerned, as the antichrist, I think Satan, being the true author of the Bible, sprinkled a few “rotten” suggestions throughout to sew discord and distrust. Lines like: you should never suffer a witch to live, or go and stone homosexuals sound more Satanic to me than they do Divine. But, then again, I am the antichrist.
- Jesus Christ Was Perfect and Sinless—Disagree
In my view, Jesus was a mortal who discovered that Satan was the yin and yang and the true author of the universe. As the Son of David, He was the David destined to defeat the ultimate Goliath. I just don’t think He was perfect. He didn’t have to be. He was extraordinarily virtuous, kind, and honorable, but I suspect He had a few minor sins here and there. I could be wrong. I’m not omniscient (of that, I am certain). Regardless, whether He had sins or not, I’ll take His word over Satan’s any day of the week … except maybe when I’m feeling grumpy towards him and/or God (which occasionally happens), then it’s probably a good idea to let me cool down for a day or two, and get back to me.
- Salvation Comes Only from Faith in Jesus Christ—Disagree
I think the deciding factor for Salvation is God’s decision. And I’m inclined to think that God will let anyone and everyone back into Heaven (even Satan) when they have come to terms with their sins, confessed them, and done whatever penance is necessary. Jesus comes in here as the intercessor or intermediary in that process. Oh, and in the case of Satan, I suspect his penance will be collapsing down to the size of a mathematical point in the reverse of the Big Bang, going from First to Last in a big way.
- All Non-Believers of Whatever Christian Denomination will be Damned to Hell—Disagree
Basically, I’m opposed to any one denomination (be it Catholic, Baptist, or even Buddhist ) saying they know with certainty that they possess the one and only path to Heaven. Although it is logically possible that the Roman Catholic Church is the only route to Heaven, I don’t see why an OMNIPOTENT God would be UNABLE to save a Baptist if He were so inclined in such a situation. That said, I don’t think all religions and religious practices are equally good by necessity. I think the human race is far better off having relegated, for the most part, ritual human sacrifice to the past. Here in the U.S. we’ve also gotten rid of dueling and slavery. Two more positive developments. I think next up to be abolished is, or should be, abortion. But that is a discussion for another day.
- Halloween and Dungeons and Dragons are Inherently Evil—Disagree, I think
I enjoyed both Halloween and D&D in my youth. I still play D&D and I’m 48 years old. I used to think that this point of the Fundamentalist Christians was just silly. However, now I’m not so sure, at least with respect to D&D. Halloween is just plain old spooky fun for the kids with a reward of lots of candy. D&D, however, I’ve played for nearly forty years. Two of my good friends who used to play with me wound up selecting odd religions for themselves in real life. One became a witch, and the other a rune-worshiping pagan. It didn’t bother me much when it first happened, but now as I get older I can’t help but wonder if the years of D&D didn’t have an impact on their decisions. Ignoring my antichrist concerns, as long as the witch practices “white magic” and doesn’t start sacrificing young babies or something equally hideous, I probably shouldn’t be concerned—she’s always been a decent person—it’s just … my antichrist issues: Wiccan is a nature religion, which, according to me, involves the unwitting worship of Satan. And he’s a master of perverting people slowly. I don’t know as much about the pagan stuff. I don’t even know why pagan has come to mean a specific religion beyond the biblical use as non-Christian. Back to D&D: some of the classes in 5th edition D&D are a bit more sinister than the options in earlier editions. I suppose that is fine for adults as it is just a game, but I do worry about providing player character rules that allow PC’s to make pacts with demons to gain powers and then handing those rules to children. I find that a little concerning. But I can’t condemn anybody. After all, I’m the antichrist and I’ve made a few stupid pacts with Satan here and there (all either trivial or sarcastic in nature) myself.
Anyway, that’s my list of six items with which I, as the antichrist, agree with or disagree with Fundamentalist Christians on. There are others, of course, but this blog post is getting long. I have no animus toward Fundamentalist Christians. I know some people probably find them annoying; but Socrates was really annoying first. Of course, the Jewish prophets may have been even more annoying even sooner. I don’t know. The quest for moral truth isn’t a quest to be the most annoying person you can be. Somehow, I think it’s a little deeper than that.