Is Nourishment Necessary?
Don’t read this unless you are an adult.
I’ve pretty much been expecting a food crisis. So, I figured I’d dedicate a post on how to cope with it. I’ve been attempting to prepare for it an unusual manner.
By giving up food (and water, eventually).
Yeah, I know, the scientists will tell me it is impossible. In regards to that, I refer you to my previous epistemological discussions on the difference between well justified rational belief and knowledge. You can figure out the rest.
Satan, the Universe, and Hunger
Anyway, this is what I’m working with. Satan is the split logos of the Yin and Yang. He is in control of everything in this universe except Jesus of Nazareth and your free will, and hopefully, mine. Your hunger comes from Satan. Your thirst comes from Satan. He’s convinced us all that we must eat and drink to survive.
If you understand that, I think you have a chance of weaning yourself off food and drink entirely. I think that understanding is what allowed Jesus to go 40 days in a desert without food or drink (although I have heard from some sources that He ate bugs and honey – I can’t really know for sure unless I get a chance to ask him).
Anyway, obviously nobody believes this. However, there is on record at least one Saint in the Catholic Church who went without food (and maybe drink, too) with the exception of Communion for 17 years before her death. And I don’t think she was hanging out in her room eating hundreds of hosts and getting drunk off Sacramental wine every day.
She may have had communion every day, but that little bit of sustenance shouldn’t, according to science, be enough for her to last 17 years.
Of course, I could be totally wrong. The scientists could be right.
The Process of Giving Up Food
Realizing that, I have tried to give up food (starting on solid food seems more appropriate than water) in a rational way about twice now. I’ve failed both times.
Basically, I set a weight limit. For me, it’s 220 pounds. I try to eat less and less food in a gradual manner. If I go below that weight limit, though, I start eating normally again until I gain a few pounds back. I don’t want to become anorexic or develop other health issues.
I am concerned about my excretory system, though. What would happen to it if I went 6 months without pooping, then ate some food, and started pooping again? I don’t know.
Giving Up Food and the Assistance of the Supernatural
Anyway, I throw that out as a possible avenue for Christians to take. I recommend accompanying that with prayers directed to Jesus and the Transcendental Father. I don’t recommend it to non-Christians like new-Agers, Wiccans, Pagans, or what-have-you. Simply put, I don’t trust the things your prayers are targeted at. Nothing personal, I think most of you are reasonably decent people, but Wicca is a nature religion, New Agers are convinced the universe is everything, etc….
Even if this doesn’t work, it should at the very least prepare you for dealing with hunger and may reduce your food consumption so the amount you have will last longer.
Then, there is the love factor. If God is love and love is God, you might be able to nourish yourself on pure love and replace food with the energy of love. The greatest source of love you’ll probably have access to would likely be Jesus. And those around you, of course. That might be worth a shot, too.
However, to quote a book I have yet to write, “A host of special powers does not a deity make.” God is about love and open communication not miracles or rituals. Satan is all about special effects and miracles. Feeding on love may be your best bet as opposed to praying for miracles. Not sure.
Again, I want to point out, I am NOT omniscient. I could be totally wrong. If you try to give up food and water, however you do it, do so at your own risk.